Magical Turd Water – Morrowind DLC Gameplay for ESO Pt.3
Full Episode Synopsis: The adventures of Jynx Hollowheart and Spanx the Monkey continues. We get ourselves in tune with the ESO controls and we decided to stick around Seyda neen. We found a dark elf named Deminah Salvi who needs an outlanders help. Someone doused the lighthouse flame and caused a shipwreck. Of course we creep on her looking at her nice boob window. We head up the light house and talk to Sergeant Delms who talks about getting roofied. He points us to a Argonian with maybe the worst voice in all Elder Scrolls. Her name is Cherishes Water. She needs special water to help revitalize her pond in return for information I seek. Findun and his shop was no help at all. So we have to find it ourselves. We have a nice montage as we search all over for it. We finally find it under the butt hole of a Silt Strider. The nasty Argonian finally gives up the location of a note and a reward and we read it. We ask a bunch of town folk about this new saying we found; The ending of the words is ALMSIVA. We eventually find out Marissa Rothrano was the one who did the nasty deed, but she thinks it’s for the Tribunal.